Computer for a humanist like me comprises of few essential items: internet, word and skype. Internet is a place there you can look at cute cat pictures and videos. Word is the document there you write work related reports (Excel is exactly the same as word, it only has squares). Skype is the tool to chat and talk with your friends. Well, I also use my computer as a TV and radio, as I don’t own these, but that’s pretty much it.
Any computer related issues are too complicated and give my headache. While in a meanwhile I give headaches to IT guys. At least I can feel how they silently and desperately want to hit their heads against the wall when I vaguely try to explain what’s my IT problem. I guess they think people like me suffer from some certain humaniora caused computer retardation and our brain cannot compute anything IT related. We sort of get Error!Error! flashing in our eyes…
Yet I may not know so much about computers (and math) (ok ok, and also chemistry, geography, economy and some other irrelevant fields), at least I know something about the essential stuff that helps you to survive in this cruel world: emotional intellegicence, cats, shoe shopping, intuition, tarot cards, cosmopolitan (both the magazine and the drink), girl power, female solidarity and stuff…

Katine, žinai, kaip dar sakoma? Mano kompiuteris aplošia mane šaškėmis, tačiau aš užtrinktai laimiu prieš jį kikbokse. Manau, tu irgi laimėtum, humaniste mano
Saunuole, kad vis rasai ir daliniesi savo mintimis, kurios, beje, yra labai idomios!
Buckis